Aren’t some of the sayings in the English language precious? Usually they make sense, or at least you’ve trained yourself to understand what they mean. Every so often though, someone uses a phrase that makes you wonder what the fuck was that. Personally they usually happen while I’m flying a kite or darning socks, but sometimes they happen during more important activities – like having sex. While the use of this phrase didn’t send me for a complete loop as I’ve heard it before, but for some reason this time it twigged in my brain that it made no sense. (That’s right mom I’ve had sex at least twice in my life)

Do you love playing video games? I mean really love it. Do you start a game and look away from the screen what you think is “ten minutes” later and realize that it is dark outside and everyone except for your “team mates” online have gone to bed? Do you continue to play even when girls walk by topless? Wait. You didn’t notice she was topless? Fucking idiot. Have you ever been dumped because you play too many games? You deserved it.

Are you clairvoyant? Can you tell the future? I’m guessing if you are reading this, the answer is no. Chances are good that if you could tell the future you would predict the winning lottery numbers and then we would never hear from you again.