Disclaimer

If you are offended by anything you read here I don't give a flying fuck - not that I really know what a flying fuck is or how I would give one.  Anyway you've been warned.

The Konami Code

The Konami Code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A) was made famous in 1987 by providing you thirty lives in the game Contra for the NES.  Look at that guy you know he's a stud.

Random Life

Convicts have it all. Plentiful anal sex, people watching you take a dump, bunk beds, free food and the occasional shanking.