We've all been there. Several beers in and suddenly an idea hits you. An idea that while sober might have been possible, but due to your current state there's no way in hell you're going to be able to do it. To the men below I commend your efforts, but even I in my drunkest hour would not try to move a stump using a bike.

At the beginning of the season I predicted the NHL standings utilizing a statistical model I created. Obviously my model wasn’t completely accurate in its predictions (if it was the players could stay home and we could skip straight to the playoffs). My original prediction (revision 2):

Commercials suck balls these days, but every so often someone makes a good one. I should rephrase that, they make one that I think is good. Unfortunately it isn't usually from a major company. Instead the average joe using shitty film equipment usually comes up with a winner. This is the case with Vern Fonk. Not only is the following commercial epic, he has several more that are equally as incredible - check them out.