Hair is a magical substance. Our bodies like to grow it all over the place for various reasons, and we like to shave it off for our own reasons. I know you’re expecting me to discuss whether I prefer the landing strip or the triangle, but I’m going to focus on the hair on our head’s - more importantly the hair on the head’s of girls. Personally I prefer longer hair, but I am starting to see the advantages of it being shorter. Although only certain ladies can pull off the short look without looking like a stereotypical dyke. I apologize to my female homosexual friend’s, but I know for a fact you agree with my stance on this one – not everyone is Demi Moore.

Aren’t some of the sayings in the English language precious? Usually they make sense, or at least you’ve trained yourself to understand what they mean. Every so often though, someone uses a phrase that makes you wonder what the fuck was that. Personally they usually happen while I’m flying a kite or darning socks, but sometimes they happen during more important activities – like having sex. While the use of this phrase didn’t send me for a complete loop as I’ve heard it before, but for some reason this time it twigged in my brain that it made no sense. (That’s right mom I’ve had sex at least twice in my life)

Do you love playing video games? I mean really love it. Do you start a game and look away from the screen what you think is “ten minutes” later and realize that it is dark outside and everyone except for your “team mates” online have gone to bed? Do you continue to play even when girls walk by topless? Wait. You didn’t notice she was topless? Fucking idiot. Have you ever been dumped because you play too many games? You deserved it.