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Written by Lance Bean   
Sunday, 13 December 2009 02:29

Are you clairvoyant? Can you tell the future? I’m guessing if you are reading this, the answer is no. Chances are good that if you could tell the future you would predict the winning lottery numbers and then we would never hear from you again.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 16 December 2009 10:02
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Divorce and the Younger Woman PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lance Bean   
Wednesday, 09 December 2009 12:47

It has come to my attention over the course of the last year that more people are getting divorced. Having been witness to many of the a destructive relationships I am not really surprised by this at all. Young people fall in love get married and realize it is a mistake shortly thereafter and get divorced. Hopefully no children are involved, some money exchanges hands and we all part as friends. Or mortal enemies. Whatever the case may be. Those are not the situations I am referring to.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 09 December 2009 13:18
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This One’s For the Girls PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lance Bean   
Wednesday, 02 December 2009 13:03

Tiger Woods was banging dirty skanks he met at bars and parties? To hell you say! He has one of the hottest wives on the planet, he lives in paradise and he plays golf for a living. And he is not happy at home. Why could that be? Hey ladies. You might want to sit down before you read this. I have a little life lesson for you. I know this one is going to shock you to the core. When you stop putting out your man is going to find someone who will! There you go. It is a very simple lesson. I can write it out as a calculus equation if you want me to but it would take too much time.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 02 December 2009 13:15
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