Maybe I should just name this Shitacular Someday since I seem to be terrible at getting it out on Mondays. Oh well I’m sure you don’t come looking for this shit anyway. I promise a legitimate post tomorrow. It has already been written and just needs to be posted. As for important happenings in life, Sanchu has passed Morghan for the most painful puking I have ever witnessed. Morghan wore that crown for sometime, but Sanchu has set a new standard in the category. It involved what sounded like extreme pain over a three hour span. If you see him make sure you congratulate him on his new crown.

Fucked Up Story of the Week
Gotta love the superstitious. Hopefully he didn’t consummate the marriage.

Marrying a Dog

Youtube Monstrosity of the Week
I'm pretty sure if this guy can become famous I have a shot. I personally like the remix better, but you can't watch it without seeing the original. Thanks to Rice for this one who seems to be producing a lot of youtube finds of late.