Do you love playing video games? I mean really love it. Do you start a game and look away from the screen what you think is “ten minutes” later and realize that it is dark outside and everyone except for your “team mates” online have gone to bed? Do you continue to play even when girls walk by topless? Wait. You didn’t notice she was topless? Fucking idiot. Have you ever been dumped because you play too many games? You deserved it.

Are you clairvoyant? Can you tell the future? I’m guessing if you are reading this, the answer is no. Chances are good that if you could tell the future you would predict the winning lottery numbers and then we would never hear from you again.

It has come to my attention over the course of the last year that more people are getting divorced. Having been witness to many of the a destructive relationships I am not really surprised by this at all. Young people fall in love get married and realize it is a mistake shortly thereafter and get divorced. Hopefully no children are involved, some money exchanges hands and we all part as friends. Or mortal enemies. Whatever the case may be. Those are not the situations I am referring to.